Lymph Massage

[2006]

[Aajonus]

They tickle my whole body while I sleep, and let me tell you, when I wake from those I'm charged. If I have a deep tissue massage, it's like I need to go sleep more, I need to eat, and I feel uncomfortable because you have all these toxins moving through your system and you may have caused a lot of damage.

[Kathy]

What do you tell them? You just say to do it lighter?

[Aajonus]

Well, I take their arm and I say, "You treat my whole body this way". And they say, "Everywhere"?

[Attendees]

*Laughs*

[Aajonus]

I say no! For massage, sleep.

[Attendee]

No happy ending?

My happy ending is waking restfully. If I want sex, I'll do it another way.