How Many Sports Drinks

[2013]

[Aajonus]

So I suck.

[Fred]

What's the maximum number of sports drinks during the bath?

[Aajonus]

I don't think there's a limit.

[Fred]

You can have as many as you want?

[Aajonus]

Yeah. But as long as you're sipping it. Let's say you sip a table spoon every minute you're in there for 90 minutes, that's 45 ounces. That's a quart and a half of fluid.

[Fred]

Well, I've been gulping. I go through two quarts easy.

[Aajonus]

So, you're pissing out probably too much. You're probably pissing out 2/3 of it.

[Fred]

And I'm drinking three times as much *laughs*.

[Kathy]

Eating cheese in between the sports formula, you gotta wait 10 minutes from the cheese to get the sports formula. Every 20 minutes in the bath, you said to take a piece of cheese. So, it's a very little time you have any time to finish.

[Aajonus]

Well then do two tablespoons a minute.

[Kathy]

Of what?

[Aajonus]

Of the sport formula.

[Kathy]

But don't use a straw?

[Aajonus]

No. Why would you not drink it through the straw?

[Kathy]

Because you're getting the two tablespoons, you're measuring it. You know exactly how much you could take.

[Aajonus]

Okay. Put a tablespoon of fluid in your mouth and see what it feels like. Get a sense of how much volume in your mouth the tablespoon is.

[Fred]

We could just dispense with the cheese while in the bath, couldn't we?

[Aajonus]

That's a good idea, even if you're not waiting to have some cheese, just to make sure have cheese in the bath because you're gonna be throwing up toxins in that hot bath.

[Fred]

Oh, okay. Because I wouldn't take it.

[Aajonus]

I do absolutely do while I'm in that bathtub. Poisons are gonna come out galore.

[Fred]

Because I can't wait 10 minutes after the cheese while I'm in the bath.

[Aajonus]

Well, that's okay. Jst drink on top of four minutes later, five minutes later, whatever it is. Can only do that while you're in the bath.

[Kathy]

Wait a minute, you take the cheese and don't you have to wait 10 minutes.

[Aajonus]

When you're in the bath, the laws can change. The rules can change.